A Talk Between Yachiru and Her Loyal Soldier (PRIVATE)

Yachiru's eyes grew wide after she realised that she had cursed. Her hands quickly flew to her mouth, covering it. She then bowed apologetically to Envy. I'm sorry, Ki-Kun! I didn't know! I won't do it again, I promise! She then pouted and hugged him, then looked up at him as he said how he wanted to go to the tea house. He then told her to lead the way as he opened the door. He must have forgotten how bad Yachiru was with her sense of direction. She, however, didn't see anything wrong. She grinned and took Envy's hand, leading him out of his office and down the maze of hallways. As they walked by a group of unseated members of squad thirteen, she could hear the whispers and gasps of disbelief. No way....That punk is dating Kusajishi-sama?! Lucky son of a bitch.. How could she fall for an asshole like him? She's just too nice. The whispers and banter continued on as she and Envy passed by. Yachiru ignored them, like usual. She simply giggled and pulled Envy closer to her as they approached the main door that lead out of the barracks. She smiled and glanced up at him, then lightly kissed his cheek before heading out, hand in hand, with Envy.

Yachiru was lost...again. She had dragged Envy up and down the streets of the Seireitei, looking for the tea house. She was clueless, however. She swore that every turn she made was the right one. She ocasionally glanced up at Envy and smiled before taking another stray turn. After what seemed like hours, they finally made it. The two stood outside a small tea house with a sign on the front that read "Twin Dragon Tea House." Yachiru squealed in delight and dragged Envy inside. She sat down in her usual table in the center of the tea house, waiting for Envy to sit before she ordered.

Envy glared at the people who were being too loud with their whispering but didn't say anything. All he did was give them all a smug smirk of satisfaction as he gave them all the finger as Yachiru lead him through Seireitei for what seemed like hours before they arrived. Envy KNEW all along the bad sense of direction Yachiru had but he had lead the way anyway since that meant he got to spend more time with Yachiru. Envy laid back in a lazy manner as he flipped through the menu in an uninterested manner, perfectly content with just sitting there and staring at Yachiru the whole time.

Yachiru looked up at Envy, noticing that he was staring at her while flipping through the menu. She gave him a cute little smile, then sat her menu down. When the waitress showed up, Yachiru gave her order of ten helpings of beef dumplings and five riceballs with pickled plums in the center. The waitress looked dumbfounded. Yachiru had quite an appetite for such a small girl, yet never gained an ounce of fat on her body. Yachiru simpy smiled innocently and glanced back at Envy, waiting for him to order.

He blinked and looked up at the waitress. He put on his most hostile face and spoke to her in a growl, which didn't take much effort since his voice was usually gravely and deep. "I'll take two riceballs and some fucking sake" he said as he gave her a glare that said 'Leave, right goddamn now'. Envy was known all around Seireitei to be hostile and make things hard for everyone and as a result, wasn't well-liked, though Yachiru was aware of this.

Yachiru noticed the waitress' scowl as Envy spoke to her. The woman gave Yachiru a look that asked "How do you put up with that...?" Yachiru simply giggled and looked back at Envy and smiled softly. Everyone in the teahouse was taken aback at Envy's harsh words. Yachiru seemed to be the only one unfazed by them. She liked Envy for who he was, and didn't want him to be any different. She saw past his gruff nature. She was always accepting of him, no matter what anyone else thought or said.

Envy glared at everyone in the room and stood up. "The fuck are you cock puppets looking at?!" he snapped at them, causing everyone to go back to what they were doing. Envy's right eyebrow twitched slightly as he sat back down and smiled softly at Yachiru. "Sorry about that Ya-Chan. These fuckmooks are so goddamn rude they can't mind their own business" he said with a grunt as he crossed his arms as his expression and eyes softened up considering.

Yachiru's eyes grew wide as she watched Envy shout at everyone who was staring. She blinked aty the colorful array or words that he used. She had never heard such words before. She was about to ask about them, but stopped herself, junst incase they were curse words like the last one she questioned him about. She smiled as he sat and apologized to her. She simply giggled at the strange words he used. You talk funny, Ki-Kun.... She laughed and looked up as a new waitress came to the table. She sat Yachiru's food in front of her, giving her a soft smile, then lazily dropped Envy's plate in front of him, it making a loud banging noise against the table. She then slammed his sake and cup on the table, huffed, then walked off. Yachiru blinked and looked at Envy, then down at her food. Her eyes lit up like stars as she began to devour serving after serving of her dumplings, finishing seven of them before Envy even began to eat.

"Hey, you good-for-nothing whore. Watch how you fucking handle the customer's order dammit" he snapped to the waitress before he turned back to Yachiru. "Well then my sweet, let's dig in already" he said as picked up one of his riceballs and started eating it slowly. Yachiru knew that Envy's favorite thing to eat, aside from the sweets she gives him, were riceballs, considering she actually made a riceball for him once.

Yachiru almost choked on a dumpling as Envy shoutyed at the waitress. She stifled her laughter and swallowed her food before starting on some of her riceballs. She loved the pickled plums that were often put inside the onigiri. She quickly engulfed four of the five, then finished off her dumplings. She let out a satisfied sigh and lightly rubbed her stomach. She then offered Envy her last riceball, smiling sweetly. Here, Ki-kun. I know they're your favorite..you can have this one. She giggled and waited for him to accept her little gift.

Envy blinked in surprise when he was offered Yachiru's last rice ball. He smiled softly and took the riceball from her hand, placing it on his plate after he grabbed the hand she held out, turned it over and kissed the back of it softly with his lips before letting it go and digging into the riceball, stopping only to get a few sips of Sake.

Yachiru smiled happily as Envy accepted the riceball, then blinked in surprise as she felt his lips grace her hand with a soft kiss. She giggled as she watched him devour the riceball like a ravenous animal. She laughed even more as grains of rice stuck to his cheeks. He was so cute like this. She took a napkin from her side of the table, then reached over and wiped the rice from his face. She giggled and sat back down, setting the napkin aside. You're so messy, Ki-Kun. She chuckled and stretched a bit, her arms held high in the air, her back arching. She let out a quiet groan, then relaxed her body, the tension in her back now vanishing. She smiled up at Envy, curious of what he'd want to do after they finished at the teahouse.

He grinned as Yachiru cleaned the rice grains off of his face with a napkin. "I do it purposely to give you an excuse to run your wonderfully soft hands over me" he said with a would-be innocent look that was so obviously fake, since he couldn't pull off the innocent look.

Yachiru smiled, then decided it was time to pay when the bill was set on the tyable by yet another new waitress. She blinked and looked it over, then reached into her gi and pulled out just enough money to pay for both hers and Envy's food. She learned about keeping money in her top from watching Rangiku when she was younger. Of course, back then, Yachiru didn't have what she has now to help conceal her money. She placed the money on the table, then looked back at Envy with a smile. Where to now, Ki-Kun? She wanted him to pick this time since she dragged him here. Maybe he'd choose somewhere he liked.

Envy rubbed his chin in thought over where they should go. "Hm, perhaps we could go buy some sweets. You gave me my addiction to strawberry flavored candy though part of my addiction is that the color always reminds me of your hair" he said with a grin on his face as he pulled out a strawberry flavored lollipop and placed it in his mouth. Years ago, Yachiru had gotten him addicted to strawberry flavored candies and ever since he first tried them, he always eating them.

Her eyes lit up as he mentioned sweets. She couldn't say no to that idea. Yay! Let's go then! Lead the way, Ki-Kun! Maybe I can get more butterscotch candies, too! She fidgited excitedly, then hopped to her feet, giggling happily as she awaited Envy tro lead the way to the candy shop located nearby. She caught a lot of attention from the male patrons of the tea house as she hopped up and down in excitement. They gawked at her whispering lewd statements to their buddies at their tables. Yachiru didn't hear them. She had sugar on the brain at the present moment.

Envy gave all the men in the tea house the finger and grabbed Yachiru by her hand, pulling her out of there and leading her to the sweetshop. As he and her stopped in front of the shop, he quickly turned to give her a small kiss on the lips before pulling away. "While I may like my sweets, you are the most delicious one of all Ya-Chan" he said with a smirk on his face as he cracked his neck.

Yachiru yelped as Envy pulled her out of the tea house and down to the sweetshop. Before she could say a word, his lips captured hers yet again. She blinked in surprise and kissed him back just before he pulled away. She stumbled slightly, taken aback by his actions. She quickly recovered and simply smiled at his comment. Soon her eyes were captured by the lovely sight of a whole basket filled with butterscotch and chocolate brownies. She stared hungrily at the basket, the sweet aroma calling to her. Inside, she was drooling. In a flash, she bought every last one. Satisfied, she glanced at Envy and smiled innocently, waiting for him to get what he wanted.

He grinned at her and looked around, noticing a bag filled with strawberry-flavored lollipops. He bought the bag and placed it inside a pocket that was placed inside his robe. His lollipop was completely done by now so all he had in his mouth was the stick, which he refused to move as because Yachiru knew that Envy thought having a lollipop stick in his mouth made him look quote 'badass'.

Yachiru smiled as he bought his strawberry candy fix. She giggled and reached over, plucking the lollipop stick from his mouth. She leaned in and softly kissed his lips before shoving one of the brownies that she just bought into his mouth. She giggled and nibbled on one herself. How do they taste, Ki-Kun? She then squealed in delight as she finished one, then started on another while she began to walk along the street, glancing over at all the shops thaty lined the busy area of the Seireitei. She glanced over her shoulder to make sure that Envy was following her.

He munched on the brownie and swallowed it after chewing on it enough times. "It's good but I still prefer the taste of strawberries and your lips though" he said with a smirk on his face, just loud enough for people around him and Yachiru, knowing full well his comment would cause reactions out of people as he pulled out a lollipop and placed it in his mouth, rolling it around in his mouth as he smirked to himself, the stick in his mouth making his smirk look a little more badass as he followed after Yachiru.

Yachiru giggled and slowed a bit so Envy could catch up. The moment he was at her side, she took his hand in hers. She finally noticed the jealous stares of several male shinigami as the pair walked by. She blinked and looked up at Envy. Ki-Kun? Why does everyone stare at me when I walk by them? They give me the creeps... She shuddered to emphasize her words, then walked a little closer to Envy, everyone's stares starting to unnerve her. She whimpered quietly, then sped up her pace a bit, anxious to get away from them. In a matter of minutes, she found herself back at the main gates of the 13th Division HQ. She let out a sigh of relief, and then lead Envy inside and towards her quarters.

"They stare at you like that because they find you attractive and they want to be the ones to fuck you" he said bluntly as an answer to her question as he followed after her, smirking in victory at all the jealous males. Envy, as usual, was being very blunt but he knew that due to his choice of words, he'll probably have to explain in great detail.

Yachiru soon made it to her quarters, leading Envy inside before shutting the door. She sat her basket of brownies on a small table near the side of her bed before sitting down at the edge of her plush mattress. She then looked up at Envy. Um...Ki-Kun..? What you said earlier...about why everyone stares at me...what did you mean by that? Is it bad? Her expression was one of pure innocence. She had heard such a word used in so many different contexts when she was around Envy, sh she had no idea of what he meant. She assumed that he meant they wanted to hurt her. She fidgited with Zaraki's haori while she awaited his reply.

"Depends on how you look at it. When someone wants to fuck you, that basically means they want to have sex with you. Sex is reproduction. It's how babies are fucking made" he explained nonchalantly as he shrugged his shoulders as he sat down beside her. Most people would be hesitant to tell an innocent person about the art of sex but if she didn't know, he'll gladly tell her.

Yachiru slightly tilted her head to the right as she listened to him. She then scrambled to a small box at the end of her bed. She opened it and took out a ball of clay. She then proceeded to mold an infant out of the clay. She giggled and sat it in front of Envy. This is sex, yes? Is this what they want? Babies are easy to make! She smiled innocently and sat back on her bed, taking a brownie from the basket and nibbling on it happily. One thing neither Zaraki or Kenji ever explained to her was sex. They did their best to keep her from even knowing such a thing existed. She was clueless. Clearly her two father figures succeeded in protecting her innocence.